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Sometimes the ASA newsgroup has some interesting posts. 

  • Boating and lightning storms
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    Kathy Barron
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    Kathy Barron is on a distinguished road
    Lightning Strike!
    Sailing where thunderstorms are common calls for lightning protection.
    Every year, hundreds of sailboats are struck by lightning. Although
  • Re: AUK now stands for Kindergarten dizzy remailers
    In article <dd64bcbc35947419c837fbc3f3991 …@dizum.com>,
    I’m in!!!!
  • AUK now stands for Alt.Usenet.Kindergarten.
    You’re a fucking rapist. That’s who you are…
    Marathon, Florida IP address:
    66.176.108.112
    Street address is forthcoming..
    Gregory Hall AKA Wilbur Hubbard IS A RAPIST
    Designation: Sexual Offender
    Name: CECIL WARREN
    Status: Released - Required to Register
    Department of Corrections #: Not Available
  • Re: AUK now stands for Alt.Usenet.Kindergarten.
    FINALY SOMEONE NOTICES! I’ve been saying that about the United States for
    DECADES
  • AUK now stands for Alt.Usenet.Kindergarten.
    Yes, I said it! This place has degenerated to a level of discourse equal to
    that found in your average kindergarten.
  • Concordia Sinks
    A sad day, Concordia has sunk.
    Here is an article published in the Montreal Gazette that describes the
    situation. I am sure that more information will come to light once the
    crew makes it home.
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  • Global warming scientists prove the earth is flat!
    Global warming!
    It’s a fact!
    Undeniable consensus!
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    Now it’s looking like the greatest scandal in the history of science.
    Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa!
  • Call to Arms. Everyone Switch Socks & Fling Llibel (SSFL)
    We’re at rock bottom.
    Decades of hard work gone to waste.
    We have one desperate measure saved to raise the ship from the depths.
    Switch socks to your most detested opponent and unleash the libel hounds.
    I’ll look after creating newsgroups to ice the cake for each prospective
    litigant.
    Wilbur Hubbard
  • Tilman Hausherr Coined the Term "Sporgery"
    Rape:
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    Drop dead scumbag:
    Here’s your Marathon, Florida IP address:
    66.176.108.112
    Gregory Hall AKA Wilbur Hubbard IS A RAPIST
    Designation: Sexual Offender
    Name: CECIL WARREN
    Status: Released - Required to Register
    Department of Corrections #: Not Available
  • Tilman Hausherr Coined the Term "Sporgery"
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    The first big sporge occurred in ARS. Maybe it’s time for another?
    With a program called NewsMaestro the flood can be automated.
  • Re: For Gregory Hall only, no won else or I will rape a girl
    Thats an incredibly optimistic position you’ve just expressed. What
    exactly do you see in Scientology (therapeutically) which doesn’t
    already exist outside of (or doesn’t predate) Scientology? I’m not
    saying there isn’t anything that doesn’t fit that parameter, but after
    reading 18 LRH Scientology/Dianetics books and listening to hundreds
  • CLR Marine Continues to Grow
    CLR Marine has one of the largest selections of boat supplies for you
    to choose from. We are supplied by over 300 marine manufacturers.
    With well over 100,000 products available to us, we can offer every
    boating/sailing product you would like. Our products range from
    commercial shipping to the recreational boat including the needs of
  • Re: For Gregory Hall only, no won else or I will rape a girl
    Thats an incredibly optimistic position you’ve just expressed. What
    exactly do you see in Scientology (therapeutically) which doesn’t
    already exist outside of (or doesn’t predate) Scientology? I’m not
    saying there isn’t anything that doesn’t fit that parameter, but after
    reading 18 LRH Scientology/Dianetics books and listening to hundreds
  • Re: For Gregory Hall only, no won else or I will rape a girl
    IDIOTIC, off-topic posts such as the one this is in response to are just
    what the Co$ wants to see, as they are desperate to prevent people from
    being able to read about and discuss the few pros and many CONS of their
    cult.
    Hopefully all the name-calling children here will be ignored, and ideas and
  • Re: For Gregory Hall only, no won else read this or I will sue you — FROGGERY!
    Now, you went and really pissed Barbara off. She thinks it’s me frogging her
    and she’s said so on her Blog. She’s gonna report me to the police again.
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    Barbara, it wasn’t me, Gregory Hall, who frogged you. Examine the headers

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